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Friday, March 20, 2026
The Observer

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The Observer

It’s your ballot, genius

Our presidential election has become a family squabble. The choices are both septuagenarians — the grievance-prone, exaggerating, flamboyant, crazy uncle who dyes his hair or the empathetic grandpa whose calm temperament while conveying wise stories from another era strain to inspire us. To join our family food fight, read these tips carefully to sidestep sloppy, stupid mistakes that will void your absentee mail-in ballot on Nov. 3.