Yes, it's me. I'm back. And this time I have an axe to grind with all the barbarians that somehow slipped out of ancient times and into Notre Dame. First of all, welcome to the 21st century. Here you will find many useful amenities such as sporks, razors to groom your hair (don't do it in the showers!), sprinklers that water the sidewalks, bikes that hang out in trees, and backup quarterbacks. But, the most useful invention you will find here that you probably didn't have back in your time is ... wait for it ... wait for it — the sink! Yes, you heard me Cro-Magnons and Neanderthals, it's the sink. Imagine, a place where you can wash your hands after you use the restroom! What a novel idea, right? That's exactly what the sink is! You probably don't know what a restroom is either but don't worry about that, we'll cover that next week. In fact, I know that yall don't do well with words so I'm gonna draw a picture for you. Hang it up inside your cave...right next to the pinup from the Fall of 30,000 B.C. That was a good year for pinups.