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Saturday, April 27, 2024
The Observer

Ladies - opportunity much?

Ladies, looking for someone who's tall, dark and handsome? Well then I don't have the guy for you.

However, if you're looking for a 5-foot, 10-inch blonde, blue-eyed romantic, look no further. As a representative for my friend (whose name shall remain anonymous), Knott Hall is having its SYR next Friday, Nov. 4, at the RV Hall of Fame. If you're looking for a good time, please e-mail me at mknapp1@nd.edu and I will pass along the word.

Some of this mystery man's hobbies include photography, airplanes and the beautiful outdoors of Denver, Colo. This young go-getter is already set-up with a prestigious job and has the means to show you a good time. Don't miss this opportunity to experience the rich culture of North-Central Indiana with one of South Bend's most eligible bachelors — who may well be the love of your life.

Michael Knapp

senior

Knott Hall

Oct. 25

The views expressed in this column are those of the author and not necessarily those of The Observer.