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The Queen of Comedy Reigns Once More

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Chelsea Handler released her latest book, "Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang," this March, and has it ever made a bang. She is in the midst of a huge book tour that 32 cities and 47 shows, and she's still managing to maintain her five half-hour installments of the hit late-night talk show "Chelsea Lately" each week. "Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang" hit No. 1 on the New York Times Best Seller list in March and currently holds the No. 2 spot in the Hardcover Nonfiction category. Although people may speculate about whether it belongs alongside books like Karl Rove's "Courage and Consequence" on the Best Seller List, even more people will wonder how this hilariously unbelievable set of essays can be classified as nonfiction. Handler also has two other books to her name. Her first book, "My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands," is a memoir detailing the outrageous, not-so-romantic flings of her younger years. Her second, more successful work has sold close to half a million copies and is appropriately named "Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea." Not surprisingly, this collection of raunchy anecdotes from Handler's past mirrors only slightly the quintessential coming-of-age tale in Judy Blume's "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret." "Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang" is also comprised of a plethora of short stories concerning hilarities in Handler's life from childhood on. She was the family misfit as a youth, living with her Mormon mother, Jewish father and six siblings who chose their varying religious sects. Several of the anecdotes from Handler's upbringing exhibit her early independence and aloofness from her family. In the book, her parents often mumble, "Jesus Christ, you'd think she was raising us," as a response to her strong-willed and sarcastic personality. In one story, "When Life Hands You Lemons, Squeeze Them into Your Vodka," Chelsea writes a report on Reaganomics to earn the Cabbage Patch Doll she longs for in third grade. As it turns out, her father brought home a bald preemie doll named Stanley, leaving Chelsea no choice but to steal the real thing from her creepy next-door neighbor Jason. Many of the more "mature" stories center around her relationship with her "live-in lover" Ted Harbert, who oversees E! Entertainment as the CEO of Comcast. Handler is contracted until 2012 with E! for her talk-show "Chelsea Lately," but the couple is rumored to have split recently. Perhaps he finished reading "Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang," in which Chelsea affirms, "I'm a girl, but not as much of a girl as my boyfriend." Still other stories revolve around different family members: her "off" sister ("off" meaning Mormon, in Handler's words) or her brother employed as a public accountant who couldn't possibly have a "real life" like her. Each essay contains at least five to 10 laugh-out-loud irreverent quotes that readers will have the urge to memorize so they can shamelessly attempt to entertain their friends with Handler knowledge. Handler's voice in her work, though completely unique, can be most closely compared to the honest vulgarity in the Tucker Max memoir "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell," which is also a New York Times Best Seller. Not a bit less provocative than this male author, Handler holds nothing back when she rips on others or recounts awkward stories about herself.   The only complaint a reader may have about "Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang" is that they wish it were audible. Handler's wit definitely comes through more evidently live on "Chelsea Lately"— the delivery of her quips is so sincere and her facial expressions are priceless on television. And no Chuy in the book? Her little nugget is greatly missed! But any true Handler fan will appreciate the background on her life uproariously outlined in "Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang." There are no regrets after reading this comedienne's chronicle, except the embarrassment to endure when you realize you've been laughing out loud alone.



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By the beat: a non-fan chronicles the return of 'Glee'

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The Scene section is written by volunteers. It may be hard to believe, but we're not paid for our efforts; we write because we like writing, culture and deep down, we believe we have good taste. The articles reflect this: They are usually about subjects we love or hate. To combat this, I'm writing about a show I've never seen but is hugely popular, "Glee" on Fox.


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Urinetown: Student-produced satire comes to Washington Hall

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The St. Edward's Hall Players bring the subversive Broadway hit "Urinetown" to Washington Hall today and Thursday. Tickets for the 7 p.m. shows are $5 for students, $7 for the general public and are available the LaFortune box office or at the door.

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British Comedy comes to ND

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It's what writer Noël Coward called a "farce in three acts." It's the story of a séance that actually went right, then went horribly wrong. It's the story of a violent love triangle. It's the comic play being put on by the Department of Film, Television and Theatre at the DeBartolo Performing Arts Center (DPAC) tonight through Sunday. Jay Skelton, an assistant professor in the Department, is the director of this witty British comedy, "Blithe Spirit," in which novelist Charles Condomine, played by Ryan Belock, wishes to learn about the occult for his latest project. He and his wife invite friends and a quirky psychic to their home to hold a séance. Hilarity ensues when eccentric medium Madame Arcati, played by Shay Thornton, actually manages to bring Charles's first wife Elvira, played by Sloan Thacker, back from the dead. It's bad news for current wife Ruth, played by Clare Cooney, who finds herself beset by an invisible nemesis, still jealous though she no longer holds human form. The comedic journey through this world and the next is a comedy classic. The play appeals to a broad range of audiences and promises to be an enjoyable evening for all. From its beginning in 1941, the play provoked controversy. Coward wrote the play during the Second World War in an attempt to lighten the hearts and minds of the beleaguered Brits, but many thought he might be making fun of death at the height of the war. Objections, however, quickly fell to the wayside as the play went on to set British box-office records. Its run of 1,997 consecutive performances set a record for non-musical plays in the West End, held intact until "Boeing Boeing" in the 1970s. The actors in this performance said they had a great time putting on the play, which helps bring extra emotion and zeal to their already marvelous performance. Belock, who plays protagonist Charles, said he found this production one of the "most rewarding theatre experiences." "We adopted a new vocabulary, a new accent and a new look," he said. All of this is evident in the cast's beautiful performance, complete with zinging lines and upbeat humor. Clara Ritger plays gossiping dinner guest Mrs. Bradman. She said she also enjoyed working with the "stellar cast" of the play, a statement echoed by Thornton, portrayer of Madame Arcati. Ritger said she loves that Coward "poured humanity into his characters, which is not usually what you'd expect in a farce." "You're able to laugh at the sheer absurdity of the plot and utter truth of the situation," she said. It's the humanity in the play that really helps to draw in the viewer, helping them relate to the characters while keeping them hooked with the comic aspect. Director Jay Skelton was also instrumental in making this comedic masterpiece come to fruition. Over the last 18 years, Skelton has directed, written or produced more than 90 plays, musicals or operas in the Chicago, New York and Boston areas, and it is an honor to have such an esteemed thespian at Notre Dame. Belock and the other actors had nothing but glowing compliments for Skelton, saying that he has worked incredibly hard to "fully capture the sophisticated world of this play." We may finally be leaving winter behind us, but we could all still use some laughs in our lives this week, and the play promises to deliver quite a few hearty chuckles and more, in British accents nonetheless. So make your way to DPAC to enjoy the fantastic work that the Film, Television and Theatre department is doing. The play is at 7:30 p.m. tonight through Saturday, and Sunday at 2:30 p.m. at the Decio Mainstage. Tickets are $15 for regular admission, $12 for faculty, staff and seniors and $10 for students.


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Music Under the Radar: European Symphonic Metal

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Have you ever been in a conversation with someone who has name-dropped a band and you've nodded emphatically, agreeing that said band is so good/cool/innovative, only to completely forget its name the minute you walk away? Fear no more, because here is a list of some of the most note-worthy music out there today, with a focus on bands that are successful but that you may not have listened to yet. Did I unforgivably ignore your favorite? E-mail me and maybe I'll include it in the next list. Thanks to all the feedback I've received so far. Look for your suggestions when I write up their appropriate genres. Under the tutelage of acts like Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden, heavy metal made its way to the mainstream in the late 70s and early 80s. Bands got louder and the music got, well, heavier. This hasn't stopped, though it has fractioned a bit. Nowadays there are so many genres of metal and so many bands that cross labels that it's often hard to find exactly what you're looking for. Most bands get thrown into the pot of "progressive metal," which doesn't really indicate anything.  From thrash/speed metal to doom metal to Christian metal (oh yeah, it exists) there are literally thousands of bands screaming for your attention. This column focuses on prominent European metal bands. Europe has become particularly well known for its symphonic metal, which refers to metal that employs classical orchestra instruments, whether they be backing up electric guitars and drums or plugged in to create a new sound. If you have any suggestions for the next installment in the metal genre, e-mail the names in. Apocalyptica From Finland with love. If Beethoven were alive today, he would be playing with these guys. This electric-cello-centric Metallica cover band from the 90s has morphed into the premier collaborator for anyone with metal street cred. Nowadays they release all original content, often with guest vocals by lead singers from other bands (such as those listed below). They pioneered the format of "let's plug an amp to the cello and see what happens." Tracks to tap: "Grace," "I Don't Care" Lacuna Coil Italian grace meets spurned lover — and I'm not talking Puccini. Male-female vocals arch over the most "rock" sounding group on this list. These guys are what Evanescence failed to be — a musically relevant metal catharsis. Hooks are prominent in their radio-ready songs, and indeed, much of their success has been alongside such mainstream American acts as Slayer, and the cross-pollination can be heard. (It helps that the lead female singer Cristina Scabbia is dating a member of Slipknot). Lacuna Coil survives not so much on interesting orchestration as it does providing basic metal music that is inventive enough to keep the ear of a connoisseur. Tracks to tap: "Spellbound," "Our Truth," "Senzafine" Nightwish This is the great-granddaddy group of symphonic metal. Direct from Finland, this five-part, female-fronted metal royalty manage to marry pumping guitars and heavy bass lines with full orchestration (we're talking horns and violins) and soprano vocals. With lyrics that are as ethereal as they are operatic, this band has earned its spot as the golden standard of successful European metal. Dashing fearlessly from an orchestral interlude into a speedy guitar solo (often layered on top of the classical instruments), this is the most "epic" music you will find on iTunes. If the Fellowship of the Ring were a band, they would be Nightwish. Tracks to tap: "Amaranth," "Nemo," "Ghost Love Score," "Bye Bye Beautiful" Within Temptation Another European super-group, this female-fronted band from the Netherlands has a massive world following. These guys don't just do metal and orchestra, but often like to throw a choir in the background (just check out their 2008 live album "Black Symphony," which features electric guitar, bass, drums, and … a choir and 60-piece orchestra). The usual themes of lost love and unrequited passion are present in nearly every song, but Within Temptation maintains a sound that is so accessible one might even call them the "pop group" of the symphonic metal scene. If you fear the word "metal" for thoughts of silver spikes and over-extended tongues, let the corset-wearing soprano of Sharon den Adel change your mind. Plebes, start here. Tracks to tap: "Angels," "Stand My Ground," "The Howling"  


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The Roots and Mike Posner Concert at ND

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Going into The Roots/Mike Posner concert Saturday, I didn't really know what to expect. I had never heard of Mike Posner before he was announced as the opener, so I didn't know a lot about him.  I liked The Roots a lot, but many of my favorite songs by them are collaborations or feature substantial guest performances, so I was wary that their live set may not be as good as their production sound. I showed up late and missed the first few songs of the Mike Posner concert, but what I saw was good.  He worked the crowd, encouraged participation and did everything a good entertainer should do.  Honestly, however, it just wasn't memorable.  I remember having a good time during his set, but there were no specific moments that I remember because of him — I remember Notre Dame concert security, but that's for later.  Again, it wasn't a bad concert: it was entertaining, but I probably won't remember much from it a week from now. The Roots' set, however, was epic.  The band didn't really adhere to a set list; instead, they took a much more "jam band" attitude towards the show.  They interspersed in their songs short covers of other songs, individual musician showcases and just pure jamming.   They were able to control how the crowd felt at nearly all times, taking the room from just chilling and bobbing their heads to raging and bouncing in a matter of seconds. The Roots are known for their amazing live sets, and now I know why this is their reputation.  Also, their after-show demeanor — namely, the way they catered to the fans by coming out at the end to throw memorabilia into the crowd — was some of the best I've seen at a concert. The only major issue I had with the whole experience was the setting.  Notre Dame does not now how to host concerts.  I've been to concerts at home and concerts at other schools, and both the crowd and the concert security at Notre Dame were both such downers — it was the same for the Matisyahu concert.  Some people in the crowd did not even seem like they wanted to be there, and even more were hostile to many actions that I find essential to the concert experience: jamming out, singing, shouting, crowd surfing and moshing, among other things.   Concert security wasn't any better. In fact, their main purpose there seemed to be to quash any attempt to do anything besides stand stationary, maybe allowing a bit of head bobbing and quiet talking to those around you.  If this is your idea of what a concert should be, go to a jazz club or lock the dorm to your room and listen to a CD by yourself in the dark. I like to go to real concerts, not ones that make me yearn a concert thrown in Chicago, at Madison or a junior college.


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Tina Fey's Successful Return to 'Saturday Night Live'

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This weekend, "Saturday Night Live" returned after a four-week break with an impressive lineup. "SNL" alumna Tina Fey hosted and teen heartthrob Justin Bieber was the musical guest — the ingredients for what was sure to be an entertaining episode.


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Italian Theatre Workshop Romantic Comedies Sure to Charm

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The Italian Theatre Workshop will premiere April 15 and run through April 17. An annual production, the workshop is the production of a class that performs a play acted and organized entirely by students — all in Italian. This semester, the class, Italian Theatre Workshop: Amore, onore, tradimento (love, honor, betrayal) put together a production that examines the theme of marriage and infidelity in two different stories: Goldoni's "L'Osteria della posta" and Pirandello's "Bellavita." Italian is Notre Dame's second most studied language, Rome is one of its most competitive study abroad programs and Bologna is one of the few locations that offer a year-long study abroad experience. This workshop, a unique class offered only by the Italian department, aims to get students involved in not only the opportunity to further enhance their Italian but also to use their acting skills, engaging the students with the literature and the language both by speaking it aloud and performing in accordance to the text. This theatre workshop offers the challenge of having to study a complex play and then also perform it – all in a foreign tongue. However, it is also one of the few unique opportunities for the students to become completely exposed to Italian while still studying the language at Notre Dame. There is no option but to become completely involved with the work, as performing the text involves studying, reading, speaking and acting. Michelle Keefe, a senior and the play's student director, describes the class as "one of the few classes that offers an Italian immersion experience. It is a great place to experiment with speaking, listening, and understanding Italian; with the end result being something to be proud of, knowing that we were able to put on a successful show, and it was all done in Italian!" Both plays to be preformed are short comedies. The first, "L'Osteria della Posta," is about a woman who is about to meet the man she has been arranged to wed, yet when her husband-to-be sees her, he pretends to be someone else to find out what she's actually like. What he finds out isn't too pleasing, since she does not like the description of the person he actually is (her future husband) and in fact, already has a lover. Confusions and laughter galore, it is a much lighter play than the second one, "Bellavita." This play deals with the relationship between the lover and the husband of a woman who has recently died and their dispute over her son — whose father no one is sure of. Professor Lawrence Hooper, the class's teacher and director explained that since the plays are in Italian, students have to focus on the text and study it more than normal. Consequently, this dedication helps make the acting come naturally due to the intense involvement of the student with the text, which is an interesting approach to take on acting. Although previous acting experience is not required, and in fact many have never studied theatre before, students must have taken at least one year of Italian. Most students in this year's play have studied abroad in Italy, either for a semester in Rome or the entire year in Bologna. As part of their course requirements, the student actors keep journals and make analyses of the text, although classes consist mostly of rehearsals. In fact, the workshop can also count for FTT credit. Although aimed at a narrower audience due to the language barrier, if anyone has even a slight interest in Italian or in theatre, it will surely be a fun experience to watch fellow Notre Dame and Italian language students execute their work of a semester on stage. Not to mention, it'll be a challenge for the audience to keep up with complex and typically Italian plot, packed with love triangles, disputes and scandal. Tickets are $3 for students and $5 for non-students, and can be purchased at the Center for the Study of Languages and Cultures in DeBartolo Hall.



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Weekend Events Calendar

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Thursday: "Precious," DPAC @ 6:30 and 9:30 p.m. This Thursday, Friday and Saturday "Precious," the Academy award nominated film, will be showing at DPAC. It centers on Claireece "Precious" Jones (played by newcomer Gabourey Sidibe), a 16-year old black girl growing up in Harlem. Abused by her mother and raped by her father, Precious's life is an endless string of hardship. Her only escape is through elaborate fantasies she creates for herself in times of difficulty. Yet her imagination cannot save her from the reality of her life. Precious must learn to cope with her difficulties and break out of a cycle of abuse and poverty. A compelling heart-breaking story, "Precious" is a must-see.


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Tommy Hilfiger: A Designer for the Consumer

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Before he revolutionized the classic American look, before he accomplished the seemingly impossible task of competing with Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren and before he dreamed up his first jean jacket or sewed the first button onto one of his staple shirts, Tommy Hilfiger dreamed of being a football player. The football dream died when he never hit a growth spurt, but Hilfiger has since succeeded at being a businessman — one who has founded a global lifestyle brand, been named the best Men's Designer by GQ and the Parsons School of Design among others and whose name has become synonymous with authentic American fashion. Hilfiger grew up the second of nine children in Elmira, N.Y., and realized early on that he wanted to be a businessman. Only, he didn't know what a businessman was. What he did know was that he had a particular passion, and a vision that he brought to his first endeavor in the fashion industry, his own chain of stores called People's Place. Using his knowledge of New York and London fashion and capitalizing off of the fact that his customers sought but didn't have access to new trends, he designed his own line of clothing best described as "preppy American classic, with a twist." His success upstate brought him to the big show in New York, where he further learned the trade and strove endlessly to launch a line. It was the fresh eye Hilfiger brought to time-honored classics as well as his entrepreneurial spirit that caught the eye of Mohan Murjani, the man who would come to launch Hilfiger's first line of men's clothing. And it has since been that fresh eye and undying devotion to always keeping things new and breaking through with new styles and looks that has enabled Hilfiger to bring classic American sportswear to consumers around the world. What Hilfiger went on to create was a distinct brand with worldly appeal, that was competitively priced and, perhaps most importantly, made up of products that people wanted. Hilfiger was never one to design for himself, but instead a designer dedicated to the consumer, always keeping in mind what was both wearable and desirable. Admittedly, he let things slip in the late 90s as the company saw its sales cut in half due to oversupply. At that point he, with his team, went back to the drawing board and exercised the kind of business savvy that Murjani had first admired in him, revamping the U.S. branch of the company and modeling it on the company's successful European business model. The company experienced steady growth after that reclamation project and it was that growth that propelled fashion powerhouse Phillips-Van Heusen to recently acquire the Hilfiger brand. Despite the acquisition, Hilfiger remains the life-blood of the company, as his vision and industry know-how remain the keys to the company's success.  


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The Last Song' Should be Miley's Last Movie

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It is always difficult to see a good book poorly adapted into a film. Director Julie Ann Robinson made a valiant effort with Nicholas Sparks' "The Last Song," but the cast, led by Miley Cyrus, was not able to successfully pull off this adaptation. Disney's queen bee tried to step out of her comfort zone by playing a serious character, but Cyrus simply doesn't cut it.  


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Mike Posner: From Duke to Opening for The Roots

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It's the spring concert everyone's been waiting for. With talk of every band from MGMT to Girl Talk coming to perform at Notre Dame, it's finally been confirmed that The Roots will be the big band on campus this weekend.


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Congratulations to MGMT for a Solid Sophomoric Effort

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In less than a week's time — April 13 to be precise — MGMT's follow-up to their 2007 hit album "Oracular Spectacular"— suitably named "Congratulations" — will officially be released and available to download legally. That's not to say that it's not available now — a well-publicized leak of the album in mid-March prompted the band to release the album in a stream-only format on March 20. Although members of the group have described the album as a "no-singles album," one song, "Flash Delirium," has been released, although it has been described as more a taster for the album than an actual single. Basically, if you like "Flash Delirium," you'll like "Congratulations," and vice versa.  Either way, it's easy to see that "Congratulations" has little stylistically in common with "Oracular Spectacular." Many tracks in "Oracular Spectacular" drove its success and its eventual dominance of many college campuses/stoner circles: "Kids," "Weekend Warriors," "Time to Pretend," "Electric Feel." "Congratulations" has none of these; it is a straight-up album's album, meaning that the band meant it to be taken in as a whole rather than as individual tracks.  In listening to the album in its entirety, the first word that comes to mind is duality. "Congratulations" tracks have two different, distinct flavors: First, about half the songs have a bouncy, upbeat, almost surfer/beach vibe to them — albeit, one distorted with digital production work and what sounds like a harpsichord — and the rest sound inspired by dreams of floating through psychedelic clouds in a world without time or purpose. While the two different sounds at times cause jarring moments in the changes between tracks, for the most part the format works, and MGMT somehow manages to take two songs that sound very little alike and tie them together in a way that makes some sense in the context of the album. Viewed in the "no-singles album" light, MGMT succeeds and has come out with a good — but not great — sophomore effort. The only problem with this is that the vast majority of MGMT fans became fans by listening to their pop-infused songs from "Oracular Spectacular," and these fans will be disappointed with this album. Again, to stress the point, there are no singles on this album. "Flash Delirium" is not a real single, nor does it sounds like it. It has more in common with the progressive rock of the 70s or the OC soundtrack — beach music —than MGMT's previous work. This is a problem, because while there are people out there who will be fans of the eclectic mix of musical genres and feels, there are many more who will not be, and it is largely fans from the latter group that fueled MGMT's success. "Congratulations" is a good album to just put on and zonk out to for about 45 minutes. While it does have some flaws, it still is a good album and worth a listen; however, if the listener goes into the album expecting a spiritual successor to "Oracular Spectacular," he will be sorely disappointed.  MGMT went out on a limb for their sophomore effort, and while many fans of their more pop tunes will probably not enjoy this, those who can listen to it with an open mind will find a worthwhile experience.


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Rocking with The Roots

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When I first heard that hip hop had won the student poll for the Student Union Board (SUB) concert, I was concerned. Coming from a hip hop fanatic, this may come as a surprise. I love the music; my fears rested with the audience. Since I've been at Notre Dame, at least two excellent but under-appreciated MCs, Brother Ali and Devin the Dude, have played shows at Legends to a less than enthusiastic crowd. To see two of my favorite rappers practically beg the audience for some reaction was embarrassing. Even Lupe Fiasco, a relatively well-known name, was given a cold reception.  


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Billy Elliot' glides gracefully into stage musical adaptation

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When it was released in 2000, the British film "Billy Elliot" was a box office success and earned three Oscar nominations. A few years later, it was adapted into a Broadway play that would become just as, if not more, successful than the movie. The show has graced stages in London, New York and now Chicago.


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Movie Rewind: Disney's return to glory in 'The Little Mermaid'

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Disney's "The Little Mermaid" is an awesome movie. It is often forgotten, shadowed by greats such as "Beauty and the Beast," "The Lion King" and "Finding Nemo." However, it stands as a classic piece of animation with its all-too catchy soundtrack, exotic locales, hilariously memorable characters and backdrop of star-crossed love. Now that you've finished singing "Under the Sea" in your head, here are a few more reasons why you know you love "The Little Mermaid."



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Boy Meets World's Cast: Where Are They Now?

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In 1993, a boy met the world and embedded himself so deeply into American teen and pre-teen culture that to this day, 10 years after his television series came to a close, college kids across America still find themselves quoting and re-watching episodes from "Boy Meets World." Because The Observer is so attuned to what the typical college kid yearns for, the Scene writers have decided to address your needs and tell you exactly what is going on in the lives of Cory, Topanga, Shawn, Eric and the rest of the crew with a "Where are they Now: Boy Meets World" special edition. Here's to hoping the gang made it big and made Feeny proud!